Look, Pavement, I'm really happy for you, but the Pixies had one of the BEST reunion tours ever. The BEST.
Look, Joe Wilson and Glenn Beck, I'm really happy that you both think you can act like a doofus on national television, but Bill O'Reilley was doing that WAY before you both were. WAAY before.
Look, H1N1, I'm really impressed by the way you're scaring the crap out of everyone, but the 1918 pandemic was the most deadly influenza strain in modern history. THE MOST DEADLY.
Look, Kanye and Taylor, I'm really amazed by your little spat, but the ending of Lady Gaga's performance was the most amazing* thing about the VMAs. Seriously. She looked like a piece of meat.
*And by amazing, I mean terrifying.
2 comments:
bill o'reilly=coming to bu in october!
also:http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/
so tell me, why are you so awesome?
just great.
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